Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Receta para un pleno estado de demencia

Receta para un pleno estado de demencia


Ingredientes
100 gramos de paranoia
50 gramos de desequilibrio mental (a elección)
½ Kg de perdida de noción de la realidad
1 litro de filosofía pesimista
¼ Kg de intento de suicidio legitimo y comprobable
1 cucharadita de esquizofrenia en polvo


Preparación
Verter un litro de filosofía pesimista en un recipiente metálico.
Agréguese 50 gramos de desequilibrio mental a elección y ½ Kg de perdida de noción de la realidad. Batir hasta obtenerse una solución espesa y consistente.
En un recipiente aparte, diluir un 1/4 Kg de intento de suicidio legitimo y comprobable. Agréguese una cucharadita de esquizofrenia en polvo.
Verter el contenido de los dos recipientes en una olla a presión y cocinar a fuego lento, durante unos 30 minutos.
Una vez obtenido el punto de hervor, apagar y dejar reposar en frio durante dos horas.
Al momento de servir, se recomienda acompañarlo de una copa de licor de desborde emocional a elección.

Nota: La ingesta de dicho plato, No asegura un pleno estado de demencia, aunque auguran eficaces trastornos cerebrales
Ante cualquier duda, consulte su psiquiatra de cabecera.






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